GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A